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The Resource I want my epidural back : adventures in mediocre parenting, aka baby sideburns, Karen Alpert

I want my epidural back : adventures in mediocre parenting, aka baby sideburns, Karen Alpert

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I want my epidural back : adventures in mediocre parenting, aka baby sideburns
Title
I want my epidural back
Title remainder
adventures in mediocre parenting, aka baby sideburns
Statement of responsibility
Karen Alpert
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Narrator
Language
eng
Summary
Now that I'm a mom, I know the most painful part isn't getting something giant through your hooha. It's having a real live child. If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo's organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book. If you look down your nose at parents who have Domino's pizza on speed dial, do not read this book. But if you are the kind of parent who accidentally goes ballistic on your rugrats every morning because they won't put their shoes on and then you feel super guilty about it all day so you take them to McDonalds for a special treat but really it's because you opened up your freezer and panicked because you forgot to buy more frozen pizzas, then absolutely read this book. I Want My Epidural Back is a celebration of mediocre parents and how awesome they are and how their kids love them just as much as children with perfect parents. Karen Alpert's honest but hilarious observations, stories, quips and pictures will have you nodding your head and peeing in your pants. Or on the toilet if you're smart and read it there
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technical information on music
Cataloging source
Midwest
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Alpert, Karen
Dewey number
306.87430207
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other
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Read by the author
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  • Alpert, Karen
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adult
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I want my epidural back : adventures in mediocre parenting, aka baby sideburns, Karen Alpert
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digital storage
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Unabridged.
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1 online resource (1 audio file (4hr., 18 min.))
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unknown
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  • online
  • electronic
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Digital content provided by hoopla
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Isbn
9780062445674
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(sound recording : hoopla Audio Book)
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digital.
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11633766
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MWT11633766
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sound
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digital recording
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  • other
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other
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(MWT)MWT11633766
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Mode of access: World Wide Web
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Label
I want my epidural back : adventures in mediocre parenting, aka baby sideburns, Karen Alpert
Link
Publication
Antecedent source
unknown
Capture and storage technique
digital storage
Color
not applicable
Configuration of playback channels
unknown
Dimensions
  • not applicable
  • unknown
Edition
Unabridged.
Extent
1 online resource (1 audio file (4hr., 18 min.))
File format
unknown
Form of item
  • online
  • electronic
Governing access note
Digital content provided by hoopla
Groove width / pitch
not applicable
Isbn
9780062445674
Isbn Type
(sound recording : hoopla Audio Book)
Kind of cutting
not applicable
Kind of disc cylinder or tape
not applicable
Kind of material
unknown
Level of compression
unknown
Other physical details
digital.
http://library.link/vocab/ext/overdrive/overdriveId
11633766
Publisher number
MWT11633766
Quality assurance targets
unknown
Reformatting quality
access
Sound
sound
Special playback characteristics
digital recording
Specific material designation
  • other
  • remote
Speed
other
System control number
(MWT)MWT11633766
System details
Mode of access: World Wide Web
Tape configuration
not applicable
Tape width
not applicable

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